TheScotsman

Certainly looks like a loophole and walks like a loophole and smells like a loophole. Even if the Mighty Monarchs had done it, it would still have been a loophole. No-one's commented before now because no-one knew the "loophole" existed.

Bald men all fighting over the comb. All of them would be mullered in the play-offs.

You're very knowledgeable on the subject.

Cookie is really rattling around inside your empty skull.

But the cretin is online.

Deary me you are something else.

He does it to wind you up.

They will. They always have.

Doesn't make it a sensible decision though. Just one sanctioned by a bunch of clowns.

Not the plan. All Monarchs on a guaranteed minimum so just need to take it easy and let Poole have to dig deep to pay the Poole team. Bonus points back in the averages calculations for next season so can't even fiddle the averages. So it's a win/win for nearly all of us even if we get hammered.

A spade should always be a spade!

I always liked Liz and Kwasi. Saw her live last summer. Had a nice chat!

You think anyone's got the money just now to be building houses there? With interest rates as they are? And the location is surely only good for smaller cheaper houses and they don't make the profits. And are there not mine workings in that area?

Proper Glasgow fans must be embarrassed by this guy.

Nurse - he got on to the computer again!!

Don't think there are dogs at Armadale any more. The problem is potential housebuilding.

Salt and Chip Sauce on the chips is culinary heaven!!

Err yes - but only because of rider errors aka a hole/ridge in the track!!

I nearly felt sorry for Cammy during that. Ace is a chirpy wee lad though.

Do you know that for a fact though? Sounds too big a risk. And when does the migrant barge anchor up?

Absolutely. And I've now cancelled the thought of going to Dorset for a holiday - what with the dire dross speedway and the dangerous bus station. I'm sure the racing at Poole was better when they had all the wavy bits and the proper craters.

Jeez that was sleep inducing. Hopefully it's not as tedious every week.

I would agree with that, but Lasse will probably need to take one of Dale's rides which leaves minimal reserve cover in the event of any other substitutions for tape offences, etc.

Only saw last 8/9 heats. Weej were as expected. Scunny were as expected apart from Dougie who was excellent - great gating (just a tiny bit of creeping here and there). Star was Greg Blair though. The guy is such an enthusiastic broadcaster - puts so many professionals to shame.

Poor night at the office. Well done Bandits though - strong all through the team. Watch BSN stream for a change. Greg Blair was fantastic - such a natural at the job!! Interesting he talked to Jacob Hook about the split start & finish lines and about it being stressed to the riders not to shut off too early. So what does Paco do.................?!! (Well it looked like that to me.)