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Good news for you all. I'll be ordering my ticket Friday...and ordering one for the missus too I suppose it's only fair as she's driving me there and back

I'll copy that

Cheers Youngy, was looking for a new quote

Exactly!

Best footballer in the world - Cristiano Ronaldo Current speedway world champion - Nicki Pedersen Being nice doesn't bring you the gold.

Knowing me I'll get that sozzled I'll forget the earlier start and stagger towards the stadium at 6.55pm

Britains number one!!! I'm pretty sure I blushed every time that was said...

I couldn't care less. Not seen any entertainment in all my trips to Cardiff. Pubs are cheaper than the stadium

Do you really think I'd trust you lot? I couldn't even joke about that

Got back together with the missus and what's one of the 1st things she says? "When is Cardiff? I want to go with you" How do I get out of this one?

Crumpy to stay captain ta

Eggyon it is then!

And the DElite League

I'll be too drunk to operate a sausage roll I'm afraid

Where can I find you? I want one too!

I'm sure that would be such a difficult decision for you to make

Best news I've heard all year

Depends where you smoke it Actually it's probably easier to smoke weed than a cigarette these days

Pfft, didn't take me long to "lose religion"

We try to make sure EVERY meeting is covered. It's not for the want of trying, just a lack of people willing to text it seems

Dear God, I know I haven't been the best Christian, but if you put Zonkers in L40, 18, 17 I promise I will build a new church in every town in the UK.

2 Jason Crump (captain) £50,000 5 Hans Andersen £45,000 7 Andreas Jonsson £35,000 8. Rune Holta £35,000 15. Emil Sayfutdinov £25,000 Total: £190,000 Thanks for doing this. Much appreciated

Only? You're officially OLD now. When you get to 22, you're "mature" and when you reach the ripe old age of 23, you're ancient

On Sheffields current form that's where everyones pre-meeting entertainment will be next year

Thinking about it, if Sheffield don't win the league then I may have no hair left to wash!